diff --git a/src/plugins/_api/notices.ts b/src/plugins/_api/notices.ts
index ceec6f825..0c6f6e1db 100644
--- a/src/plugins/_api/notices.ts
+++ b/src/plugins/_api/notices.ts
@@ -33,8 +33,8 @@ export default definePlugin({
                     replace: "if(Vencord.Api.Notices.currentNotice)return false;$&"
                 },
                 {
-                    match: /(?<=function (\i)\(\i\){)return null!=(\i)(?=.*NOTICE_DISMISS:\1)/,
-                    replace: "if($2.id==\"VencordNotice\")return($2=null,Vencord.Api.Notices.nextNotice(),true);$&"
+                    match: /(?<=,NOTICE_DISMISS:function\(\i\){)return null!=(\i)/,
+                    replace: "if($1.id==\"VencordNotice\")return($1=null,Vencord.Api.Notices.nextNotice(),true);$&"
                 }
             ]
         }
diff --git a/src/plugins/consoleJanitor/index.ts b/src/plugins/consoleJanitor/index.ts
index 1cb705541..b0c8905f7 100644
--- a/src/plugins/consoleJanitor/index.ts
+++ b/src/plugins/consoleJanitor/index.ts
@@ -119,7 +119,7 @@ export default definePlugin({
         {
             find: "Slow dispatch on",
             replacement: {
-                match: /\i\.totalTime>\i&&\i\.verbose\("Slow dispatch on ".+?\)\);/,
+                match: /\i\.totalTime>100&&\i\.verbose\("Slow dispatch on ".+?\)\);/,
                 replace: ""
             }
         },
diff --git a/src/plugins/fakeNitro/index.tsx b/src/plugins/fakeNitro/index.tsx
index cfffedb99..fb2c67c33 100644
--- a/src/plugins/fakeNitro/index.tsx
+++ b/src/plugins/fakeNitro/index.tsx
@@ -22,7 +22,7 @@ import { Devs } from "@utils/constants";
 import { ApngBlendOp, ApngDisposeOp, importApngJs } from "@utils/dependencies";
 import { getCurrentGuild } from "@utils/discord";
 import { Logger } from "@utils/Logger";
-import definePlugin, { OptionType } from "@utils/types";
+import definePlugin, { OptionType, Patch } from "@utils/types";
 import { findByCodeLazy, findByPropsLazy, findStoreLazy, proxyLazyWebpack } from "@webpack";
 import { Alerts, ChannelStore, DraftType, EmojiStore, FluxDispatcher, Forms, GuildMemberStore, IconUtils, lodash, Parser, PermissionsBits, PermissionStore, UploadHandler, UserSettingsActionCreators, UserStore } from "@webpack/common";
 import type { Emoji } from "@webpack/types";
@@ -194,6 +194,26 @@ const hasExternalStickerPerms = (channelId: string) => hasPermission(channelId,
 const hasEmbedPerms = (channelId: string) => hasPermission(channelId, PermissionsBits.EMBED_LINKS);
 const hasAttachmentPerms = (channelId: string) => hasPermission(channelId, PermissionsBits.ATTACH_FILES);
 
+function makeBypassPatches(): Omit<Patch, "plugin"> {
+    const mapping: Array<{ func: string, predicate?: () => boolean; }> = [
+        { func: "canUseCustomStickersEverywhere", predicate: () => settings.store.enableStickerBypass },
+        { func: "canUseHighVideoUploadQuality", predicate: () => settings.store.enableStreamQualityBypass },
+        { func: "canStreamQuality", predicate: () => settings.store.enableStreamQualityBypass },
+        { func: "canUseClientThemes" },
+        { func: "canUseCustomNotificationSounds" },
+        { func: "canUsePremiumAppIcons" }
+    ];
+
+    return {
+        find: "canUseCustomStickersEverywhere:",
+        replacement: mapping.map(({ func, predicate }) => ({
+            match: new RegExp(String.raw`(?<=${func}:function\(\i(?:,\i)?\){)`),
+            replace: "return true;",
+            predicate
+        }))
+    };
+}
+
 export default definePlugin({
     name: "FakeNitro",
     authors: [Devs.Arjix, Devs.D3SOX, Devs.Ven, Devs.fawn, Devs.captain, Devs.Nuckyz, Devs.AutumnVN],
@@ -203,6 +223,8 @@ export default definePlugin({
     settings,
 
     patches: [
+        // General bypass patches
+        makeBypassPatches(),
         // Patch the emoji picker in voice calls to not be bypassed by fake nitro
         {
             find: "emojiItemDisabled]",
@@ -252,15 +274,6 @@ export default definePlugin({
                 replace: (_, rest1, rest2) => `${rest1},fakeNitroOriginal){if(!fakeNitroOriginal)return false;${rest2}`
             }
         },
-        // Allow stickers to be sent everywhere
-        {
-            find: "canUseCustomStickersEverywhere:",
-            predicate: () => settings.store.enableStickerBypass,
-            replacement: {
-                match: /(?<=canUseCustomStickersEverywhere:)\i/,
-                replace: "()=>true"
-            },
-        },
         // Make stickers always available
         {
             find: '"SENDABLE"',
@@ -270,20 +283,6 @@ export default definePlugin({
                 replace: "true?"
             }
         },
-        // Allow streaming with high quality
-        {
-            find: "canUseHighVideoUploadQuality:",
-            predicate: () => settings.store.enableStreamQualityBypass,
-            replacement: [
-                "canUseHighVideoUploadQuality",
-                "canStreamQuality",
-            ].map(func => {
-                return {
-                    match: new RegExp(`(?<=${func}:)\\i`, "g"),
-                    replace: "()=>true"
-                };
-            })
-        },
         // Remove boost requirements to stream with high quality
         {
             find: "STREAM_FPS_OPTION.format",
@@ -293,21 +292,13 @@ export default definePlugin({
                 replace: ""
             }
         },
-        // Allow client themes to be changeable
-        {
-            find: "canUseClientThemes:",
-            replacement: {
-                match: /(?<=canUseClientThemes:)\i/,
-                replace: "()=>true"
-            }
-        },
         {
             find: '"UserSettingsProtoStore"',
             replacement: [
                 {
                     // Overwrite incoming connection settings proto with our local settings
-                    match: /function (\i)\((\i)\){(?=.*CONNECTION_OPEN:\1)/,
-                    replace: (m, funcName, props) => `${m}$self.handleProtoChange(${props}.userSettingsProto,${props}.user);`
+                    match: /CONNECTION_OPEN:function\((\i)\){/,
+                    replace: (m, props) => `${m}$self.handleProtoChange(${props}.userSettingsProto,${props}.user);`
                 },
                 {
                     // Overwrite non local proto changes with our local settings
@@ -398,14 +389,6 @@ export default definePlugin({
                 replace: (_, reactNode, props) => `$self.addFakeNotice(${FakeNoticeType.Emoji},${reactNode},!!${props}?.fakeNitroNode?.fake)`
             }
         },
-        // Allow using custom app icons
-        {
-            find: "canUsePremiumAppIcons:",
-            replacement: {
-                match: /(?<=canUsePremiumAppIcons:)\i/,
-                replace: "()=>true"
-            }
-        },
         // Separate patch for allowing using custom app icons
         {
             find: /\.getCurrentDesktopIcon.{0,25}\.isPremium/,
@@ -421,14 +404,6 @@ export default definePlugin({
                 match: /(?<=type:"(?:SOUNDBOARD_SOUNDS_RECEIVED|GUILD_SOUNDBOARD_SOUND_CREATE|GUILD_SOUNDBOARD_SOUND_UPDATE|GUILD_SOUNDBOARD_SOUNDS_UPDATE)".+?available:)\i\.available/g,
                 replace: "true"
             }
-        },
-        // Allow using custom notification sounds
-        {
-            find: "canUseCustomNotificationSounds:",
-            replacement: {
-                match: /(?<=canUseCustomNotificationSounds:)\i/,
-                replace: "()=>true"
-            }
         }
     ],
 
diff --git a/src/plugins/messageLogger/index.tsx b/src/plugins/messageLogger/index.tsx
index baa0977a6..a08aeccce 100644
--- a/src/plugins/messageLogger/index.tsx
+++ b/src/plugins/messageLogger/index.tsx
@@ -323,35 +323,35 @@ export default definePlugin({
             replacement: [
                 {
                     // Add deleted=true to all target messages in the MESSAGE_DELETE event
-                    match: /function (?=.+?MESSAGE_DELETE:(\i))\1\((\i)\){let.+?((?:\i\.){2})getOrCreate.+?}(?=function)/,
+                    match: /MESSAGE_DELETE:function\((\i)\){let.+?((?:\i\.){2})getOrCreate.+?},/,
                     replace:
-                        "function $1($2){" +
-                        "   var cache = $3getOrCreate($2.channelId);" +
-                        "   cache = $self.handleDelete(cache, $2, false);" +
-                        "   $3commit(cache);" +
-                        "}"
+                        "MESSAGE_DELETE:function($1){" +
+                        "   var cache = $2getOrCreate($1.channelId);" +
+                        "   cache = $self.handleDelete(cache, $1, false);" +
+                        "   $2commit(cache);" +
+                        "},"
                 },
                 {
                     // Add deleted=true to all target messages in the MESSAGE_DELETE_BULK event
-                    match: /function (?=.+?MESSAGE_DELETE_BULK:(\i))\1\((\i)\){let.+?((?:\i\.){2})getOrCreate.+?}(?=function)/,
+                    match: /MESSAGE_DELETE_BULK:function\((\i)\){let.+?((?:\i\.){2})getOrCreate.+?},/,
                     replace:
-                        "function $1($2){" +
-                        "   var cache = $3getOrCreate($2.channelId);" +
-                        "   cache = $self.handleDelete(cache, $2, true);" +
-                        "   $3commit(cache);" +
-                        "}"
+                        "MESSAGE_DELETE_BULK:function($1){" +
+                        "   var cache = $2getOrCreate($1.channelId);" +
+                        "   cache = $self.handleDelete(cache, $1, true);" +
+                        "   $2commit(cache);" +
+                        "},"
                 },
                 {
                     // Add current cached content + new edit time to cached message's editHistory
-                    match: /(function (\i)\((\i)\).+?)\.update\((\i)(?=.*MESSAGE_UPDATE:\2)/,
+                    match: /(MESSAGE_UPDATE:function\((\i)\).+?)\.update\((\i)/,
                     replace: "$1" +
-                        ".update($4,m =>" +
-                        "   (($3.message.flags & 64) === 64 || $self.shouldIgnore($3.message, true)) ? m :" +
-                        "   $3.message.edited_timestamp && $3.message.content !== m.content ?" +
-                        "       m.set('editHistory',[...(m.editHistory || []), $self.makeEdit($3.message, m)]) :" +
+                        ".update($3,m =>" +
+                        "   (($2.message.flags & 64) === 64 || $self.shouldIgnore($2.message, true)) ? m :" +
+                        "   $2.message.edited_timestamp && $2.message.content !== m.content ?" +
+                        "       m.set('editHistory',[...(m.editHistory || []), $self.makeEdit($2.message, m)]) :" +
                         "       m" +
                         ")" +
-                        ".update($4"
+                        ".update($3"
                 },
                 {
                     // fix up key (edit last message) attempting to edit a deleted message
@@ -465,12 +465,12 @@ export default definePlugin({
             find: '"ReferencedMessageStore"',
             replacement: [
                 {
-                    match: /MESSAGE_DELETE:\i,/,
-                    replace: "MESSAGE_DELETE:()=>{},"
+                    match: /MESSAGE_DELETE:function\((\i)\).+?},/,
+                    replace: "MESSAGE_DELETE:function($1){},"
                 },
                 {
-                    match: /MESSAGE_DELETE_BULK:\i,/,
-                    replace: "MESSAGE_DELETE_BULK:()=>{},"
+                    match: /MESSAGE_DELETE_BULK:function\((\i)\).+?},/,
+                    replace: "MESSAGE_DELETE_BULK:function($1){},"
                 }
             ]
         },
diff --git a/src/plugins/moreUserTags/index.tsx b/src/plugins/moreUserTags/index.tsx
index eb0b38600..7a56131a5 100644
--- a/src/plugins/moreUserTags/index.tsx
+++ b/src/plugins/moreUserTags/index.tsx
@@ -182,8 +182,8 @@ export default definePlugin({
         {
             find: ".ORIGINAL_POSTER=",
             replacement: {
-                match: /(\i)=\{\}\)\);(?=let \i=100)/,
-                replace: "$1=$self.getTagTypes()));"
+                match: /\((\i)=\{\}\)\)\[(\i)\.BOT/,
+                replace: "($1=$self.getTagTypes()))[$2.BOT"
             }
         },
         {
diff --git a/src/plugins/noBlockedMessages/index.ts b/src/plugins/noBlockedMessages/index.ts
index 3c4a2d751..d3b37b026 100644
--- a/src/plugins/noBlockedMessages/index.ts
+++ b/src/plugins/noBlockedMessages/index.ts
@@ -47,14 +47,14 @@ export default definePlugin({
         },
         ...[
             '"MessageStore"',
-            '"displayName","ReadStateStore")'
+            '"ReadStateStore"'
         ].map(find => ({
             find,
             predicate: () => Settings.plugins.NoBlockedMessages.ignoreBlockedMessages === true,
             replacement: [
                 {
-                    match: /(?<=function (\i)\((\i)\){)(?=.*MESSAGE_CREATE:\1)/,
-                    replace: (_, _funcName, props) => `if($self.isBlocked(${props}.message))return;`
+                    match: /(?<=MESSAGE_CREATE:function\((\i)\){)/,
+                    replace: (_, props) => `if($self.isBlocked(${props}.message))return;`
                 }
             ]
         }))
diff --git a/src/plugins/noPendingCount/index.ts b/src/plugins/noPendingCount/index.ts
index 4619c2f06..84ee8ec19 100644
--- a/src/plugins/noPendingCount/index.ts
+++ b/src/plugins/noPendingCount/index.ts
@@ -74,10 +74,10 @@ export default definePlugin({
         // This prevents the Message Requests tab from always hiding due to the previous patch (and is compatible with spam requests)
         // In short, only the red badge is hidden. Button visibility behavior isn't changed.
         {
-            find: ".getSpamChannelsCount();",
+            find: ".getSpamChannelsCount()",
             predicate: () => settings.store.hideMessageRequestsCount,
             replacement: {
-                match: /(?<=getSpamChannelsCount\(\);return )\i\.getMessageRequestsCount\(\)/,
+                match: /(?<=getSpamChannelsCount\(\),\i=)\i\.getMessageRequestsCount\(\)/,
                 replace: "$self.getRealMessageRequestCount()"
             }
         },
diff --git a/src/plugins/showHiddenThings/index.ts b/src/plugins/showHiddenThings/index.ts
index 847dcd327..bab0b3032 100644
--- a/src/plugins/showHiddenThings/index.ts
+++ b/src/plugins/showHiddenThings/index.ts
@@ -92,16 +92,7 @@ export default definePlugin({
                 replace: '">0"'
             }
         },
-        // empty word filter (why would anyone search "horny" in fucking server discovery... please... why are we patching this again??)
-        {
-            find: '"horny","fart"',
-            predicate: () => settings.store.disableDisallowedDiscoveryFilters,
-            replacement: {
-                match: /=\["egirl",.+?\]/,
-                replace: "=[]"
-            }
-        },
-        // empty 2nd word filter
+        // empty word filter
         {
             find: '"pepe","nude"',
             predicate: () => settings.store.disableDisallowedDiscoveryFilters,
diff --git a/src/plugins/superReactionTweaks/index.ts b/src/plugins/superReactionTweaks/index.ts
index cbcb38ada..188f868a5 100644
--- a/src/plugins/superReactionTweaks/index.ts
+++ b/src/plugins/superReactionTweaks/index.ts
@@ -42,8 +42,8 @@ export default definePlugin({
         {
             find: ",BURST_REACTION_EFFECT_PLAY",
             replacement: {
-                match: /((\i)=\i=>{.{50,100})(\i\(\i,\i\))>=\i(?=.*BURST_REACTION_EFFECT_PLAY:\2)/,
-                replace: "$1!$self.shouldPlayBurstReaction($3)"
+                match: /(BURST_REACTION_EFFECT_PLAY:\i=>{.{50,100})(\i\(\i,\i\))>=\d+/,
+                replace: "$1!$self.shouldPlayBurstReaction($2)"
             }
         },
         {
diff --git a/src/plugins/volumeBooster/index.ts b/src/plugins/volumeBooster/index.ts
index db0242664..c38b2d1a5 100644
--- a/src/plugins/volumeBooster/index.ts
+++ b/src/plugins/volumeBooster/index.ts
@@ -94,7 +94,7 @@ export default definePlugin({
             find: "AudioContextSettingsMigrated",
             replacement: [
                 {
-                    match: /(?<=isLocalMute\(\i,\i\),volume:(\i).+?\i\(\i,\i,)\1(?=\))/,
+                    match: /(?<=isLocalMute\(\i,\i\),volume:.+?volume:)\i(?=})/,
                     replace: "$&>200?200:$&"
                 },
                 {
@@ -109,7 +109,7 @@ export default definePlugin({
         },
         // Prevent the MediaEngineStore from overwriting our LocalVolumes above 200 with the ones the Discord Audio Context Settings sync sends
         {
-            find: '="MediaEngineStore",',
+            find: '"MediaEngineStore"',
             replacement: [
                 {
                     match: /(\.settings\.audioContextSettings.+?)(\i\[\i\])=(\i\.volume)(.+?setLocalVolume\(\i,).+?\)/,
diff --git a/src/plugins/whoReacted/index.tsx b/src/plugins/whoReacted/index.tsx
index bcd070792..24be9bef5 100644
--- a/src/plugins/whoReacted/index.tsx
+++ b/src/plugins/whoReacted/index.tsx
@@ -113,8 +113,8 @@ export default definePlugin({
         {
             find: '"MessageReactionsStore"',
             replacement: {
-                match: /function (\i)\(\){(\i)={}(?=.*CONNECTION_OPEN:\1)/,
-                replace: "$&;$self.reactions=$2;"
+                match: /(?<=CONNECTION_OPEN:function\(\){)(\i)={}/,
+                replace: "$&;$self.reactions=$1"
             }
         },
         {